Why Grampie dudes sports? Well.....why the hell not? We are taught at a very young age to get down into 3 n 4 point stances and launch out n hit the guy across from us as hard as we can. And i'm not gunna lie, it was fun with a capital POP! I could slide into second base and take out the opposing coach's son at the ankles with the clearest of all consciences. As a white boy only 6 foot tall and slower than christmas molasses I never had any impact on the final score of the high school basketball team. I scored one lay up and 2 free throws to close out my basketball career at 4 points. And if i hadn't of gotten fouled on that lay up? Well, it don't take and algebraic genius to figure out that those career stats woulda been cut in half. So...... after high school and then a legendary self proclaimed studly softball career, all my sports became pretty laid back. The fact is, if i couldn't wear knee length shorts and a long sleeve sublimation jersey with a beer in one hand and smack talk in the other? Weeeell theeeen..... I was an athlete way back then, and will be until the final hoorah! But i got news for ya..... i'll be wearing that jersey for the next umpteen years to every bowling, fishing, cornhole, golf, or anything out there that requires an entry blank, entry fee or equipment bag hangin on my shoulder as i sashay up the sign up table! In the immortal words of Grampie Dude himself? Or.....myself rather,

Always hit your mark, and the fat lady will be on in five!!!